A young.. man [?] stands in his bedroom. It seems his birthday is soon, how lovely! It's specifically on the 8th of July, making him a cancer just like KARKAT VANTAS.What will his name be?


Your name is VENOM but you tend to go by VENNIE. You use it/cat themed neopronouns but honestly you're fine with any, especially these. You are an ACEMID LESBIAN. You label your gender as TRIGENDERFLUX but you also use some XENOGENDERS.You are autistic and have a few SPECIAL INTERESTS. You aren't much of an anime fun but you still love MY HERO ACADEMIA (and MADOKA MAGICA). Your second spin is HOMESTUCK, the webcomic this carrd is based off of! You also enjoy music, favouring the BREAKCORE genre and any WILL WOOD songs.One thing you really like is WRITING, though you have a short attention span and can't write for every long. That may be the reason you give up on art too fast. That doesn't matter, though.Your chumhandle is catGirlish and you speak more enthusiastically than other people!!! you also dont use much grammar :( You're kinda weird.


CG: ogay hi
CG: here are my xenos :]
CG: cat(nip)gender, stickergender, slimegender, sillygender (@XenicLuvs
version), virtualpetgender, pupgender
CG: uh idk what to say goodbyee!!


Wait! You can't do that yet! You still need to show people your DO NOT INTERACT list, aka your DNI.


CG: hihi!! yeah heres my dnii
CG: homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, ableist, a map/nomap, a proshipper, nsfw, a dream fan, bi/pan lesbian, anti neoprns/xenogenders
CG: if your on the next list you can follow me if i follow first :3
CG: 20 yrs or older, cishet allo, hates on my fave characters.


With that out of the way, you think of what to do next. This wasn't entirely planned out so you have to think hard about this. Aha! You offer to show off your kin list.


CG: uh i dont have many but okay here it is
CG: mina (BNHA), anne (Amphibia), miyuki (Smile Precure), june/nepeta (Homestuck), draculaura (Monster High), oliver (Dialtown)
CG: uh yeah thats it for now ig
CG: LEAVE!!!